I was going to make one about myself but Robert Mugabe hasn't got one. Clearly the life of a 36 time winner of Zimbabwean leader of year would be much more interesting. I have been told I was actually too nice to the guy in this mini biography. This man has been alive for too long so it was rather difficult to pick bits to fit in. Also I didn't want to do an all out attack. Besides, this is just a bit of fun.